Keep The Yellow Golf Shirt In The Bag
George Gabriel
Another beautiful day, out on the golf course, and I'm feeling like a million bucks wearing my bright yellow golf shirt, and the girl I want to meet, is just a golf hole ahead of me.
There she goes, off the tee box. Right down the middle of the fairway on number 2 hole. The last time I was out here, she faded it right into the bunker, just next to my favorite ball placement. I missed my golden opportunity to meet her at that time. I pull hooked the ball on the opposite side of the fairway.
Maybe we'll meet a couple holes down. She has to come back down number 3, and I should be teeing off number 2-tee box at the same time. Maybe I'll impress her with a beautiful drive, straight and long down the fairway. Worst-case scenario will be another long hook out into her fairway this time. I wonder if she'll stop and watch me fly the trees, hitting back to the green?
Here we go. I see that her drive on number 3 landed left side of the fairway. I better tee this puppy up and let it fly. If I'm going to impress her, now is the time. With this bright yellow golf shirt on, there is no way that she will not notice me. I'm sure I'll stand out. This is my golden opportunity.
Great golf shot happening here! It is flying way out of sight! I see her looking over as the ball lands and rolls. Wow! I think I did it! All I have to do is proudly walk down the middle of the fairway. I feel like a pro with this yellow golf shirt on, taking the turn at the Masters. Now all I have to do is keep a straight face, as if it's routine, and walk down the left side of the middle. That would bring me a little closer, without having to yell, to say hi. I better figure out quickly what to say, just in case she compliments me on a nice golf shot.
Oh great! I hit it so far. The foursome ahead of me is yelling and waving. I completely forgot to wait until they were out of reach. How embarrassing is this going to be? I am the only golfer in my group out on the fairway. All my golf buddies are on the other side of the fairway. How do you try to impress someone with a great golf shot, only to find out, the shot almost hit someone? This is not good. What's even worse? I think her parents are walking my way. Great! Let's meet the parents!
Perfect timing! My buddies need a hand on the other side of the fairway to look for a lost ball! It's a good thing I carry an extra shirt, just in case it rains. I think I should change this bright yellow golf shirt on the opposite side of the fairway. First impression is going to have to wait.
About the author: Learned to play golf as a caddie. You can find a tee time at http://www.golfanchor.net
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